Spam It

by Rick Paul

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This is a rant about spam, that scourge of e-mail user's existence. Rob Stoecklein and Rick Paul wrote this over the internet -- what else. They were sick of spam, and just wanted to rant about it. 'Nuf said! Rick's usually a pretty mellow singer who gets compared to people like Dan Hill, Dan Fogelberg, Randy Newman, and the like. Not here. Rob was calling him Rick Ramone after hearing this recording.

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Spam It
words and music by Rob Stoecklein and Rick Paul

We got oodles
Of Canadian pharmaceuticals
To pump you up like Mr. Erotica
That stock's headed sky high
Think of what you can buy
With tons of free money from Nigeria

Spam it, damn it
Take that crap and cram it
Spam it, damn it
I wanna take your face and ram it
Spam it

We cure any disease
Our software is free
You'll become a sexual giant
There's a job offer for you
Your loan's been approved
Lose weight on our eat-till-ya-puke diet

Spam it, damn it
Take that crap and cram it
Spam it, damn it
I wanna take your face and ram it
Spam it

Chat with hot babes
You're gonna get laid
Come join the next big revolution
Go gambling online
Drive me out of my mind
Where is the freaking solution

Spam it, damn it
Take that crap and cram it
Spam it, damn it
I wanna take your face and ram it
Spam it

© 2008 Robert L. Stoecklein (BMI)/Closet Cowboy Music (ASCAP)
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released August 29, 2008
Words and music by Rob Stoecklein and Rick Paul.

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Rick Paul Laguna Hills, California

Rick Paul's songs combine memorable pop/rock and country melodies with mature, often thought provoking, lyrics on life and love. His singing has drawn comparisons to Dan Hill, Randy Newman, and Neil Young, while his piano playing is most frequently compared to Rick’s biggest musical influence, Elton John. Rick performs frequently in Orange County, California. ... more

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